Your Questions About What To Wear For Fly Fishing

Girls! thought you might find this funny, whatcha think?

What a Girl Should NEVER Do. Yes I’ve done all these, and yes I have a reason and a story for every one. (Mostly)

1. Never eat spaghetti in a white shirt
2. Never climb a tree with out checking how to get down.
3. Never ride a unicycle in your house.
4. Never where mascara when planning to swim.
5. Never try to juggle with botchie balls
6. Never where a white shirt to an event involving water.
7. Never kick a strange-looking log; it might be a wasp nest.
8. Never wear high heals after it rains, (that is if you’re out side)
9. Never cut you sister’s hair with the house scissors.
10. Never where a skirt on a windy day.
11. Never use a jump rope as tightrope you plan to cross.
12. Never yank a bite out of beef teriyaki on a stick, it could fly, literally 13. Never jump out of a tree with boogie boards strapped to your arms and expect to fly.
14. Never entrust your friends with markers during a “makeover”.
15. Never cut your nails with scissors.
16. Never cook oatmeal over an open fire, especially if it’s pollen season.
17. Never force yourself into a split, Ouch!
18. Never throw-up out a car window if you’re going down the highway.
19. Never try to repel out an attic window with only a 1/4in cord.
20. Never spit without checking the direction of the wind.
21. Never drink lots of water before a jump rope contest.
22. Never play with fireworks.
23. Never get distracted to where you’re walking around giant polls.
24. Never try to cut down a tree with an old rusty hatchet.
25. Never sit on the ground without checking for red ant hills.
26. Never ride your bike with your mouth open.
27. Never interrupt a mouse giving birth.
28. Never over-handle a snake, it might bite you.
29. Never eat crepe paper.
30. Never get into Grandma’s lipstick collection.
31. Never set up a prank trap and forget where you set it up.
32. Never read the instructions to a recipe as you go.
33. Never try to parachute off a swing set.
34. Never try to scale your chimney
35. Never try to carry a cat down a ladder with only a tank top on.
36. Never go down your stairs in a laundry basket
37. Never leave a beanie baby on a light bulb, your not “keeping it warm.”
38. Never draw in your math text book, your sister might find your doodles when she uses it in a couple of years.
39. Never try a front hand spring when you’ve never taken a gymnastic class in your life.
40. Never jump down basement stairs with out looking where the ceiling is.
41. Never do a crab walking race where there might be dog poop.
42. Never play the piano while your cat’s inside it.
43. Never break really fast on your bike while riding over sand.
44. Never lean over a candle when your hair is down.
45. Never push the light button on the grill when it’s already on.
46. Never do big cannon balls in not so deep water.
47. Never draw with pastels if a cat with white fur is nearby.
48. Never run through a back yard before checking for clothes lines.
49. Never put a binder clip on your nose.
50. Never eat chicken before your sure it’s fully cooked.
51. Never try to jump over a hammock.
52. Never move a ladder unless you’re sure there are no rocks, hammers, or electric screw drivers on top of it.
53. Never put socks in the microwave.
54. Never stick your finger inside a live clam.
55. Never rotate an apple crisp that’s in an oven with your bare hand.
56. Never spin around really fast with a runny nose.
57. Never walk down hard wood stairs while up on point shoes.
58. Never eat popcorn dipped in mayonnaise.
59. Never place an open bottle of water on top of your sister’s bed.
60. Never use your thumbnail as a thimble.
61. Never cut fresh jalapeños and forget to wash your hands.
62. Never play a violin thinking that if you just press harder on the strings it will sound better.
63. Never pick up a live star fish with your bare hand.
64. Never drink steaming hot chocolate with a straw.
65. Never make your own trapeze with just a stick and some rope
66. Never try to do figure skating techniques in roller blades.
67. Never drink coffee without looking were the opening in the lid is.
68. Never jump off a swing if there’s a large wooden beam dead ahead.
69. Never have a rock throwing contest in your yard, (you’ll probably shatter your dad’s windshield.)
70. Never move large weights in bare feet.
71. Never try liquid eyeliner without checking to see in you have make-up remover.
72. Never play catch with one-of-a-kind china tea pots around.
73. Never tell your brother where the toilet-bowl cleaner is. (He’s probable making a bomb, not cleaning the bathroom.)
74. Never live life reserved! Go and make your mark! I know I did, my mom still shakes her head at the various dents in her walls =)